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Shamwow! I got this Rap remix stuck in my head! Have nothing new to share other than things are pretty calm at the moment. Well anyways….enjoy!

So I was watching the sci-fi channel last night trying to get in as much time possible before it becomes the dreaded syfy channel and I came across this little gem….

I was literally on the floor laughing. I guess props go out to Quiznos for giving it a homosexual flavor!

Today the blog world is buzzing about changes coming to the sci-fi channel. Starting this summer it will be re-branded as “SyFy” Here is the link to their blog


What a horrible mistake! The first thing that comes to mind when I see this is….


This will probably be one of the greatest marketing FAILS of all time! Congrats to the people in charge over at Sci-Fi for actually thinking this is a good idea! I won’t be watching anymore.

I know its been 2 months to the day since I last posted something on here. Life has been very busy for me lately. Just a little update on the happenings in my life….My car took a crap. Thankfully I was able to get a brand new one for a reasonable deal. Thanks goes out to Nissan of Bakersfield for making that possible. Sad thing was I wanted to buy an American car so on the recommendation of a friend, I originally went the the local Saturn(GM) dealership. They didn’t seem too interested in selling cars though since they avoided me in every way possible.Oh well, I have a nice new 2009 Nissan Versa that is fun to drive! Here is a few pics….

Also another bit of news is I’m going to be homeless soon. Well at least technically I will no longer have my own apartment. About a month ago my roommate “texted” me his intensions to move out and get a place with his girlfriend. Now thats all cool and everything but he failed to make sure the lease was actually up before getting a new place….Things I thought he had already taken care of before springing the news on me. Well anyways my options were to replace him on the lease with someone new or pay my part to break the lease early. I’m out $375 but I guess it could have been worse. The neighborhood is a dump and I didnt want to stay another 12 months anyways. Unfortuantely, due to the car issues and this all at the same time, No funds were left to find a new place in time. I will have all my stuff in storage by March 31st, last day on the terminated lease.

I’m thankful for my best friend Chris and his partner Tim who are going to help me out by letting me stay a while so I can get things in order. I’m hoping I will not have to be a burden to them for more than a few weeks at most. I really hate being a burden on people. I appreciate them though very much in this time of crappy events. Hopefully I’ll have a new place soon. Well I need to get back to work. Its been quite busy these days. A note for everyone… Would you all make sure to stop surfing questionble porn sites and stop getting viruses on your computers already! It makes more work for me! Peace out!


So I pull up MSNBC this morning to check the headlines and instantly I though how ironic….Breaking news is that Circuit City just bit the bullet but the Main Headline below was “It’s great to be alive today”¬† Try telling that to the 35,000 Circuit City employees that just found out they lost their jobs this morning. Of course the Headline actually refers to the survival of everyone on US Airways flight 1549 which is a miracle in itself. This just happens to be bad placement of headlines.

Things are getting bad. Bakersfield has 2 malls and the smaller one is about to loose their only anchor store left. Once that¬† goes I don’t see how it can stay in business with just a theater and small shops. The other larger mall recently had their management company file for bankruptcy protection which has stopped any further developments at that location. The Circuit City here in Bakersfield is in the same shopping center where one of the Mervyn’s stores recently closed its doors. Shopping Centers around here are dying left and right. Its only going to get worse before it gets better. I guess I’m at least thankful my company is doing ok for now….


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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

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